Dave Conrad was born and raised in a far off land, spending much of is time fighting dragons and collecting shiny objects. His questing found him in many different places, and given him many treasures. Equipped with the Master Sword and his trusty robot sidekick, he set off on a journey that could change the fate of the world. After defeating the demon dog with fifteen legs, this tired adventurer required a port of stay, and floated into Halifax. Here he passes time by kicking turtle shells at rebels, flying to the moon on the back of a magic whale, and arguing which man in a tin robot suit has the bigger package.